I fix the backend chaos that's stealing your nights and weekends. From quick diagnostics to full operational leadership - choose the rescue level you need.
But behind the scenes? You're held together with coffee, browser tabs, and the perpetual promise that next week you'll "get organized." Your project management tool is three weeks behind reality. That Notion workspace you built? Haven't opened it since February.
The Sunday Scaries hit different when you're running a business.
I don't teach productivity. I build infrastructure. The boring, unsexy systems that actually work when your ADHD is winning, your executive function is depleted, and tomorrow's deadline is today's panic.
Every service below is designed for one thing: giving you your life back.
You know something's broken but can't identify what. You're too close to the chaos to see the pattern. Every fix creates two new problems. You need someone who can diagnose the real issue, not the symptoms.
We spend 60 focused minutes on your biggest operational bottleneck. Not surface-level "have you tried Asana?" garbage. Real diagnosis of why your systems are fighting you.
You'll leave knowing:
→ The ONE thing breaking everything else
→ Exactly how to fix it (with steps small enough for ADHD brains)
→ What to ignore (because not everything is actually on fire)
→ Why your current approach is making it worse
Plus 7 days of Voxer support because I know the real questions come at 10 PM when you're actually implementing.
Most clients save 5+ hours in their first week just from the clarity.
→ "I don't even know where to start"
→ "I need someone to tell me what's actually broken"
→ "I have 2 hours a week to fix this—what matters most?"
$297 | 60 Minutes + 7 Days Support
Your entire backend is held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. You've lost track of what's broken because everything feels broken. Quick fixes from 2023 are now critical infrastructure. You need someone to look at ALL of it and tell you what to fix first.
For two weeks, I become an operational archaeologist. I dig through everything—your tools, your workflows, your SOPs (or lack thereof), your team communication, your client delivery, all of it.
You get:
→ Complete operational assessment (every broken thing, catalogued)
→ 30-day transformation roadmap (prioritized by impact, not perfection)
→ Quick wins you can implement TODAY
→ Strategic fixes that need planning
→ Things to completely abandon (permission to let shit go)
100% of my audits convert to ongoing engagements. Not because I'm a good salesperson—because the clarity is that valuable.
Includes one follow-up call to review findings and answer questions.
→ Businesses doing $150K-$750K ready to scale
→ "I need to see everything before I can fix anything"
→ "Help me prepare for hiring/scaling/growth"
$1,500 | 2 Weeks
You know exactly what needs to be built. You've known for months. But between client work, fires, and that thing called life, it never happens. You need someone to just BUILD THE DAMN THING.
We block five hours. You bring the chaos. I build the solution. In Notion or Airtable—the only tools where I build exceptional systems, not mediocre ones.
Common VIP Day builds:
→ Complete client onboarding system (that actually gets used)
→ Business operations hub (everything in one place)
→ Project management that works with ADHD brains
→ Content production workflows that don't depend on mood
→ Launch sequence operations (no 3 AM panic required)
Everything built, tested, documented. You leave with a working system, not another plan.
Only 2 spots per month. Includes 14 days of post-build support.
→ "I know what I need, just build it"
→ "This one system would change everything"
→ "I'm launching in 30 days and have no operations"
$4,000/day | 5 Hours | Notion or Airtable Only
You need more than fixes—you need strategy. Someone who understands both operations AND how your brain works. Someone you can Voxer at 11 PM with "is this insane?" Someone who's been there, built that, and survived.
I become your operational partner. Not the kind who sends you 47-point implementation plans. The kind who helps you build operations that work with your brain, not against it.
You get:
→ 2x monthly strategy calls (real strategic thinking, not status updates)
→ Unlimited Voxer access (for those 11 PM spirals)
→ Operations roadmap that evolves with your business
→ Someone who stops you from building complicated shit you won't use
→ Permission to simplify (the hardest part)
This isn't coaching. It's partnership. I'm in your operations, helping you build infrastructure that scales.
Current availability: 2 spots. Minimum 3-month commitment.
→ Businesses doing $250K-$1M ready for real infrastructure
→ "I need someone who gets both business and ADHD"
→ "Help me think through this before I build the wrong thing"
$5,000/month | Ongoing
You're past DIY operations. You need executive-level leadership—someone who can manage teams, design systems, handle the complexity, and let you focus on what only you can do. But you're not ready for (or don't need) a full-time COO.
I become your Chief Operating Officer. Full stop.
This includes:
→ Complete operational oversight and strategy
→ Team leadership and coordination
→ Systems architecture and implementation
→ Vendor management and optimization
→ Crisis management and launch support
→ The boring shit that keeps companies running
Unlimited access. No hourly tracking. No watching the clock.
Limited to 3-4 clients total. 6-month minimum commitment.
→ Businesses doing $750K-$3M in revenue
→ Teams of 5-20 people needing coordination
→ "I need C-suite expertise without C-suite overhead"
Starting at $12,000/month | Executive Leadership
- Design, advise, and/or manage operations for multiple 6-8 figure businesses
- 30+ Systematic AF Club members
- Former COO at Forte Labs (Building a Second Brain)
- Ph.D. in Learning, Design & Technology
- 32 peer-reviewed publications
- Currently getting my J.D. (my operations run themselves, so I'm free to learn what interests me)
I have ADHD. I get the tax. I understand building systems at 3 AM that you'll never use again. I know the shame spiral of abandoned workflows. That's why everything I build assumes you're human - not a productivity robot.
He died in 2019, right when my academic career was taking off. It taught me that tomorrow isn't promised - but your operations should be.
That's why I build:
+ Systems for your worst day, not your best
+ Infrastructure that assumes crisis
+ Operations with productive friction
+ Frameworks that survive real life
Your future exhausted self will thank current you for building operations that actually work.
Start with a Strategy Session. $297 gets you clarity.
Get the Operations Audit. See everything, fix what matters.
Join Systematic AF Club. $25/month. We get it.
If you run an online business between $150K and $5M, yes. I specialize in creators, consultants, coaches, and service providers. But operations are operations.
Everything I build is ADHD-first. Designed FOR our brains, not adapted. If it requires perfect consistency, I don't build it.
Whatever you're already using. I'm system-agnostic. Notion, ClickUp, Airtable, Asana - I make YOUR tools work, not sell you new ones.
Strategy Session: Same day Systems Audit: Two weeks VIP Day: Immediately Advisory/COO: 30-60 days for transformation
Start with my newsletter. Every Sunday. Operations wisdom from someone who gets it.
That Sunday night panic? It's not going away with another productivity hack. You need actual infrastructure designed for your actual brain.
Tomorrow isn't promised. But your sanity should be.
P.S. Still on the fence? I manage operations for multiple 6, 7, and 8-figure businesses while getting a law degree. If my systems can handle that chaos, imagine what they could do for yours.